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Explore the darker side of your star sign.  Find out about your real self and your really nasty habits.  Remember the planets are spinning out of control.  Every Second your destiny is changing.  Like the wheel of fortune - where your fate lies only your messenger knows.  DARE YOU check out your destiny?
Find the Ugly Truth about your friends, lovers, boss and yourself.
Select the star sign and send them the UGLY Truth Page.  (Refer a Friend)


   
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]]> http://alternatepredictions.blogfreehere.com/alternate-predictions.html horoscope@blogfreehere.com http://alternatepredictions.blogfreehere.com/alternate-predictions.html Sat, 28 Jun 2008 00:11:15 +1000 <![CDATA[The Secret Capricorn]]> Capricorn  - Real meaning - Tortoise.

The following quote springs to mind.

"The hale fatale poses 'pon proud columns, her glossy derma crimson of complexion... lime oids luminesceing with mystique and ears pricked atop her muscled bodice, fearless and tough......."

And the messenger says to you - "Say what you really want, when you finally decide.  You will get it".   

Disgusting, Disturbing, Weird Habits:

Checking in your tissue after you blow your nose and looking down the loo at your achievements - You must try to resist this as it is becoming obsessional.

(More to be revealed later!)

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]]> http://alternatepredictions.blogfreehere.com/the-secret-capricorn.html horoscope@blogfreehere.com http://alternatepredictions.blogfreehere.com/the-secret-capricorn.html Fri, 23 Nov 2007 01:42:03 +1100 <![CDATA[The Secret Pisces]]> Pisces - Real meaning - Decrepid Odor.

The following quote springs to mind.

"The hale fatale poses 'pon proud columns, her glossy derma crimson of complexion... lime oids luminesceing with mystique and ears pricked atop her muscled bodice......."

And the messenger says to you - "Do not keep ignoring the impusle to empty your bladder, it will lead to problems later in life - ".   

Disgusting, Disturbing, Weird Habits:

Picking your feet, between the toes and flicking it.

(More to be revealed later!)

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]]> http://alternatepredictions.blogfreehere.com/the-secret-pisces.html horoscope@blogfreehere.com http://alternatepredictions.blogfreehere.com/the-secret-pisces.html Fri, 23 Nov 2007 00:49:08 +1100 <![CDATA[The Secret Sagittariun]]> Sagittarius  - Real meaning - Tarnished.

The following quote springs to mind.

"You see refractive silver oids shimmer with mystique 'neath strands of shadow. The brujo pivots 'pon willowy nadirs... auds alert and oculars a-flicker... ardent pelage of colorless tincture luminesces o'er his robust facade. ...."

And the messenger says to you - "Are you aware that cranberry juice is one of the best home remedies to prevent urinary tract infection".   

Disgusting, Disturbing, Weird Habits:

Pigs.  Pretty Pink, Big boars all sorts of pigs.  When you see them you become totally besotted and have strong urges to touch them.

(More to be revealed later!)

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]]> http://alternatepredictions.blogfreehere.com/the-secret-sagittariun.html horoscope@blogfreehere.com http://alternatepredictions.blogfreehere.com/the-secret-sagittariun.html Fri, 23 Nov 2007 00:47:39 +1100 <![CDATA[The Secret Libra]]> Libra  - Real meaning - Mildew.

The following quote springs to mind.

"You see frigid mango occulars glimmer with love 'neath cascade of sunny. The lamia rotates 'pon statuesque nadirs... audionts alert and orbs a-respond... temperate peltry of lilac stain skims o'er her sleek physique...."

And the messenger says to you - "You will be coming to a fork in the road.  The danger is you will spend so long deciding which way to go you will collapse in a heap at the fork".   

Disgusting, Disturbing, Weird Habits:

Fondling your private parts is o.k. in private but the habit is becomming unconscious and people are noticing.

(More to be revealed later!)

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]]> http://alternatepredictions.blogfreehere.com/the-secret-libra.html horoscope@blogfreehere.com http://alternatepredictions.blogfreehere.com/the-secret-libra.html Fri, 23 Nov 2007 00:42:15 +1100 <![CDATA[The Secret Leo]]> Leo  - Real meaning Layered Onion.

The following quote springs to mind.

"You see temperate cinnamon oids coruscate with mystery 'neath locks of colorless. The femme rotates 'pon robust pillars... flutes alert and oculars a-ripple... gelid peau of tan tone luminesces o'er her fragile frame.
..."

And the messenger says to you - "You run hot and cold, you are inconsistent, you are unreliable.  Underneath you are scared witless of committment and failure.  Stop acting - Get  some backbone.  Get a Life".   

Disgusting, Disturbing, Weird Habits:

Quite a common habit really. You like to spread your food over your body and lick it off.

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]]> http://alternatepredictions.blogfreehere.com/the-secret-leo.html horoscope@blogfreehere.com http://alternatepredictions.blogfreehere.com/the-secret-leo.html Fri, 23 Nov 2007 00:28:52 +1100 <![CDATA[The Secret Cancer]]> Cancer  - Real meaning Cockroach.

The following quote springs to mind.

"You see satin colorless options flare with mystique 'neath vibrissa of mango. The brujé pivots 'pon athletic pillions... auds alert and oids a-coruscate... refractive peltry of lavender dye reflects o'er his proud physique..."

And the messenger says to you - "You are Quiet and Crafty.  Secretly jealous of others success.  An good opportunity will arise soon, but dont get found out."

Disgusting, Disturbing, Weird Habits:

Scratching yourself in private places.  Its getting a really big obsession.

(More to be revealed later!)

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]]> http://alternatepredictions.blogfreehere.com/the-secret-cancer.html horoscope@blogfreehere.com http://alternatepredictions.blogfreehere.com/the-secret-cancer.html Fri, 23 Nov 2007 00:26:39 +1100 <![CDATA[The Secret Gemini]]> Gemini  - Real meaning Flea.

The following quote springs to mind.

"The statuesque hessian poses 'pon lithe limbs, his fervid tegument alabaster of tincture... milky oculars glimmering with  conceit and receptors pricked atop his slender mass.."

And the messenger says to you - "You are aggressivly self centred.  You crave instant gratification without considering the consequences.  Grow Up.  You will destroy everything through your selfishness....and there is no going back."

Disgusting, Disturbing, Weird Habits:

You already have had or will soon have a std which is caused by bad habits and poor personal  hygiene.  Stop splashing it around.

(More to be revealed later!)

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]]> http://alternatepredictions.blogfreehere.com/the-secret-gemini.html horoscope@blogfreehere.com http://alternatepredictions.blogfreehere.com/the-secret-gemini.html Fri, 23 Nov 2007 00:20:34 +1100 <![CDATA[The Secret Taurus]]> Taurus  - Real meaning Troublesome.

The following quote springs to mind.

"You see flagrant scarlet oculars shine with mystique 'neath filaments of crimson. The orphan pivots 'pon willowy appendages... flutes alert and orbs a-reflect... placid fell of twilight tint flares o'er his fragile formation."

And the messenger says to you - "Pace yourself.  You are like a child in  a sweet shop, you try to grab everything and end up with very little"

Disgusting, Disturbing, Weird Habits:

Your habits and fetishes are becoming disturbing.  Stop peeing in a bowl/bottle and splashing it around.

(More to be revealed later!)

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]]> http://alternatepredictions.blogfreehere.com/the-secret-taurus.html horoscope@blogfreehere.com http://alternatepredictions.blogfreehere.com/the-secret-taurus.html Fri, 23 Nov 2007 00:00:44 +1100 <![CDATA[The Secret Scorpion]]> Scorpions - Real meaning Copulaters.

The following quote springs to mind.

"The scant rogue poses 'pon hale nadirs, his flagrant derma cherry of tincture... tangerine options skimming with ardor and tulips pricked atop his husky bodice."

And the messenger says to you - "You will be very wealthy but it may be wasted on you as you are too careful to enjoy yourself"

Disgusting, Disturbing, Weird Habits:

Peering into mirrors and posing - especially nude.
(More to be revealed later!)

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]]> http://alternatepredictions.blogfreehere.com/the-secret-scorpion.html horoscope@blogfreehere.com http://alternatepredictions.blogfreehere.com/the-secret-scorpion.html Thu, 22 Nov 2007 08:03:37 +1100 <![CDATA[The Secret Virgo]]> Virgo - Real meaning "URGES" as in sudden.

The following quote springs to mind.

"The powerful vixen poses 'pon athletic pillars, her placid peltry beige of tincture... crimson pools skimming with innocence and audionts pricked atop her sleek bulk".


And the messenger says to you - "Don't keep scratching and it WILL go away!"

Disgusting, Disturbing, Weird Habits:

Picking your teeth - dont think people dont notice.

(More to be revealed later!)

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]]> http://alternatepredictions.blogfreehere.com/the-secret-virgo.html horoscope@blogfreehere.com http://alternatepredictions.blogfreehere.com/the-secret-virgo.html Thu, 22 Nov 2007 07:59:05 +1100 <![CDATA[The Secret Aquarian]]>
The following quote springs to mind.


"The ballistic hellion poses 'pon sleek pillions, her silken pelage burgundy of pigment... ice options flickering with amore and receptors pricked atop her lithe form." 


And the messenger says to you - "Someone is testing you.  If you notice a $50 note on the pavement - walk by - SO NOT PICK IT UP"

Disgusting, Disturbing, Weird Habits:

Breaking wind and trying to  smell the odour.
(More to be revealed later!)

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]]> http://alternatepredictions.blogfreehere.com/the-secret-aquarian.html horoscope@blogfreehere.com http://alternatepredictions.blogfreehere.com/the-secret-aquarian.html Thu, 22 Nov 2007 07:51:57 +1100 <![CDATA[The Secret Aries]]> Aries - Really meaning Hairies.

The following quote springs to mind.

"The sleek masculine poses 'pon shapely nadirs, his temperate pelt tan of cast... midnight options rippling with innocence and receptors pricked atop his lissome mass."

And the messenger says to you - "Stop this pretence!  The person you are trying to be is not real.  Most people know this."

Disgusting, Disturbing, Weird Habits:

Walking around without clothing on your lower half.
(More to be revealed later!)

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]]> http://alternatepredictions.blogfreehere.com/the-secret-aries.html horoscope@blogfreehere.com http://alternatepredictions.blogfreehere.com/the-secret-aries.html Thu, 22 Nov 2007 04:56:38 +1100 <![CDATA[And Now For Some Really Interesting Predictions.]]>


Explore the darker side of your star sign.  Find out about your real self and your really nasty habits.  Remember the planets are spinning out of control.  Every Second your destiny is changing.  Like the wheel of fortune - where your fate lies only your messenger knows.  DARE YOU check out your destiny?
Find the Ugly Truth about your friends, lovers, boss and yourself.
Select the star sign and send them the UGLY Truth Page.  (Refer a Friend)


   
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]]> http://alternatepredictions.blogfreehere.com/and-now-for-some-really-interesting.html horoscope@blogfreehere.com http://alternatepredictions.blogfreehere.com/and-now-for-some-really-interesting.html Thu, 22 Nov 2007 04:53:03 +1100