Scorpions - Real meaning Copulaters.

The following quote springs to mind.

"The scant rogue poses 'pon hale nadirs, his flagrant derma cherry of tincture... tangerine options skimming with ardor and tulips pricked atop his husky bodice."

And the messenger says to you - "You will be very wealthy but it may be wasted on you as you are too careful to enjoy yourself"

Disgusting, Disturbing, Weird Habits:

Peering into mirrors and posing - especially nude.
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Taurus  - Real meaning Troublesome.

The following quote springs to mind.

"You see flagrant scarlet oculars shine with mystique 'neath filaments of crimson. The orphan pivots 'pon willowy appendages... flutes alert and orbs a-reflect... placid fell of twilight tint flares o'er his fragile formation."

And the messenger says to you - "Pace yourself.  You are like a child in  a sweet shop, you try to grab everything and end up with very little"

Disgusting, Disturbing, Weird Habits:

Your habits and fetishes are becoming disturbing.  Stop peeing in a bowl/bottle and splashing it around.

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Gemini  - Real meaning Flea.

The following quote springs to mind.

"The statuesque hessian poses 'pon lithe limbs, his fervid tegument alabaster of tincture... milky oculars glimmering with  conceit and receptors pricked atop his slender mass.."

And the messenger says to you - "You are aggressivly self centred.  You crave instant gratification without considering the consequences.  Grow Up.  You will destroy everything through your selfishness....and there is no going back."

Disgusting, Disturbing, Weird Habits:

You already have had or will soon have a std which is caused by bad habits and poor personal  hygiene.  Stop splashing it around.

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Cancer  - Real meaning Cockroach.

The following quote springs to mind.

"You see satin colorless options flare with mystique 'neath vibrissa of mango. The brujé pivots 'pon athletic pillions... auds alert and oids a-coruscate... refractive peltry of lavender dye reflects o'er his proud physique..."

And the messenger says to you - "You are Quiet and Crafty.  Secretly jealous of others success.  An good opportunity will arise soon, but dont get found out."

Disgusting, Disturbing, Weird Habits:

Scratching yourself in private places.  Its getting a really big obsession.

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Leo  - Real meaning Layered Onion.

The following quote springs to mind.

"You see temperate cinnamon oids coruscate with mystery 'neath locks of colorless. The femme rotates 'pon robust pillars... flutes alert and oculars a-ripple... gelid peau of tan tone luminesces o'er her fragile frame.
..."

And the messenger says to you - "You run hot and cold, you are inconsistent, you are unreliable.  Underneath you are scared witless of committment and failure.  Stop acting - Get  some backbone.  Get a Life".   

Disgusting, Disturbing, Weird Habits:

Quite a common habit really. You like to spread your food over your body and lick it off.

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Libra  - Real meaning - Mildew.

The following quote springs to mind.

"You see frigid mango occulars glimmer with love 'neath cascade of sunny. The lamia rotates 'pon statuesque nadirs... audionts alert and orbs a-respond... temperate peltry of lilac stain skims o'er her sleek physique...."

And the messenger says to you - "You will be coming to a fork in the road.  The danger is you will spend so long deciding which way to go you will collapse in a heap at the fork".   

Disgusting, Disturbing, Weird Habits:

Fondling your private parts is o.k. in private but the habit is becomming unconscious and people are noticing.

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